
the picture reads:
THE HIPSTER MOVE
a checklist by FLATRATE
moving to: [ ] williamsburg [ ] bushwick [ ] greenpoint [ ] fort greene
reason for move: [ ] gentrification [ ] proximity to music venue [ ] writer’s block [ ] artistic differences
[ ] schedule a free moving consultation at your co-op/loft/art space
[ ] fold skinny jeans/ironic t-shirts/flannel into wardrobe boxes
[ ] separate Proust, Nietzsche and Freud collections in specialized book boxes
[ ] plan on spending your free time grooming ironic facial hair while the moving company does the rest
[ ] get a custom box for fixed gear bicycle
[ ] don’t pay hidden fees, explore hidden emotions
[ ] arrange for moving company’s IT setup to ensure speedy blogging in your new co-op/loft/art space
[ ] resolve daddy issues
very clever text!! this made me actually laugh out loud when i first saw it on the subway. thereapos;s a whole set of these ads. but i found the hipster move is my favorite. after all, i did go to art school in fort greene…